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📣 Drop Your Best Jokes & Win 500 Credits! 🤣🤣🤣
Let’s make this week Pun-tastic! Best four (4) jokes will win 500 credits each! Submission until July 2, Thursday at 11:59 PM!
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Reply/comment below your best joke! You can submit as many jokes as you like.
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Deadline of entries/jokes is until July 2, 2020 (Thursday) at 11:59 PM.
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Four entries with most LIKES will WIN THE BEST JOKE AWARD & 500 CREDITS EACH.
Drop your jokes below and share with your colleagues to collect as many likes!
PS. No green jokes 😜✌
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use BAMPIRA in a sentence
“ wala ka BAMPIRA
ALAMAT NG SANTOL
Isang araw may dalawang mag-utol na naglalakad at may nakita silang puno na may bunga.
Tol 1: Tol, anong prutas yun?
Tol 2: ‘San, tol?At dun napangalanan ang prutas na santol.
MAY FOREIGNER SA JEEP
Pinoy 1: Bababa, ba?
Pinoy 2: Baba.
Foreigner: What the?! Minions?
ANAK, NATINIK !!!
ANAK: Tay tay, natinik po ako..
TATAY: Eto anak saging kainin at lunukin mo..
ANAK: Tay tay, meron pa din po eh..
TATAY: Saging ulit anak, kainin at lunukin mo…
ANAK: Tay tay, may tinik pa rin po eh..
TATAY: Ganun ba, patinging nga, Open Mouth mo…
ANAK: Tay, dito po sa paa ko : -)
Tanong: Anong tawag sa pusa na pumapatay ng kapwa pusa?!
Sagot: PUSAKAL
Reading all your entries sure made everyone’s day filled with laughter! 🤣🤣 Do not forget to comment more and invite your colleagues to like and vote for their favorite joke! Reminder, until tomorrow na lang!
NOEL: ipapangalan ko sa anak ko ay Leon..Balingtad ng pangalan ko.
NINO: sa Akin ay Onin..baligtad ng Nino.
TOTO: Naku…Wag nyo ako Maisali sa usapan nyo..Bwiset..
hahahahhahaa….
PAKI lIKE IF IT MAKE U SMILE…TNX
JUDGE: ANO PO BA TALAGA NANGYARE?NASAAN KA KAHAPON??
ERAP: ???? (DI NAGSASALITA)
JUDGE: SUMAGOT PO KAYO SA TANONG…
ERAP: ANO BA YAN…KALA KO BA “ HEARING” LANG TO???
BAKIT MAY SPEAKING??? HAHAHAHA..
PLS LIKE IF YOU MAKE U SMILE…TNX
Guro: Pepe,kung ang H20 ay water,ano nman ang CO2?
Pepe: Mam, cold water po!😂😂😂😂
Nay: Anak halika nga dito ka lang sa mababaw malumangoy at baka ka malunod.
Anak: Eh bakit nay si tatay pinayagan nyo lumangoy sa malalim?
Nay: Eh kasi anak,ang tatay mo may insurance,ikaw wala.
Thanks, everyone for your entries! We will announce the winners later today at 12NN! Stay tuned!
Congratulations to our four (4) winners of 500 CREDITS that made everybody's week a Pun-tastic week! 🎉🎉🎉
"ANO SABI NI MAMA DONUT KAY BABY DONUT NA NASA TAAS NG PUNO? — Anak, bavarian!" - 5 Likes
"Anong sabi ng PANIKI nung pinagbibintangan siya? . . . Luh! BAT ako?" - 5 Likes
"DRIVER ka ba?kasi na-DRIVEN ako magbenta ng real estate properties!" - 5 Likes
"Bakit S ang nakalagay sa damit ni Superman? . . . Kasi wala daw Medium 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤐🤐" - 4 Likes
Kindly wait for my chat message on how to claim your prizes. Congratulations!
Yehey thank you po 🙏🙏🤗
Thank you po
Kelan po ma add yung 500 credits.na napanalunan namin?
congrats to all the winners.
congrats
congrats!
Congrats sa mga winners
Congratulations!
congrats to the winners..bawi ng ako next time…hahahahaa
